Where was this deal in Elementary School?
Now that I'm typing in limes, let's get down to business.
I've delivered on my promise that I would not take as much time to post my next exposition. Be proud of me. I really do feel selfish while writing this, but it really needs to be said: when I began my stories, and accurate(ly false) descriptions of my work life, I opened Pandora's Box. Let me elaborate for a moment.
If I were to consider myself an author, I would be an author that enjoys creative freedom. I love making people happy, but I also love that freedom. The last couple posts I've made here are, to me, similar to having the same steak dinner every night; it's alright to do now-and-then, but to have to return to the previous setting without much change makes it something you don't miss much. That's why I'm going to try to get past this topic as soon as possible. Granted, this is one of the more popular reasons why anyone would read my blog, and though readers' praises masturbating my ego is great, I'd like to move on.
I'm pouring this one out for the homies.
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There are many people who make Schweiner's the happening place, the shindig, the sauce, the etc. In the past, you've glimpsed the people who run the joint. Now it's time for you to meet the people who do the work. If a high-class noble were referring to us, we'd be..
The Help
I'm going to start with the servers. To a lowly busser such as myself, these are the people you need to please. Their opinions matter as much as a boss's, as they've all been working at Schweiner's longer than you'll probably ever want to be. On top of that, they give you a mysterious portion of their tips that can make you question the amount of effort you put into the job. Those are the only tips you'll probably get, however, so you just take what you can get like the parasite that you are... asshole.
Manatee: Manatees are large, fully aquatic, mostly herbivorous marine mammals sometimes known as sea cows. What you may not know is that a Manatee can also be a great server. Manatee is one of our many resident members of 'The Help' who speaks Spanish as a primary language, and he's among the best we have. Manatee speaks English very well, which is a trait I admire when it comes to understanding what someone is saying to me. Manatee is a rare, elite breed of restaurant machismo that I like to call a "Super Server".
Example: Manatee could do your job better, faster, more efficiently, and with more flair than his naturally-rolled R's inherently provide him.
His professionalism shines, and if you can make him smile, so will his teeth. This reputation has earned him a position of trust among Schweiner's upper echelons, one that is not misguided. Management knows that he probably does a lot of your work anyways, so he's the last marine mammal you want complaining about you. If that description didn't give you a good picture, think of the butler from Mr. Deedz - that's him.
